The adventures (and non-adventures) of a marginally seasoned attorney.


Monday, May 28, 2012

The evolution of a lawyer, as told by memes

I've been practicing law for about two years. My attitude about everything relating to the profession has changed during that time. Let's take a look at some examples...

How I feel about having to wear a suit to court.

At first, I was walking into court all:

But now, I'm all:

My thoughts when the witness on the stand doesn't answer like I thought they would.

I used to think to myself:

But now I'm pretty much:

My attitude when the bar association asks me to volunteer for something.

I used to act all:

But now, I'm like:

My reaction when I win a hearing.

My reaction used to be:
(Okay, I'm still like this sometimes)

But now it's like:

My reaction when I lose a hearing.

I used to think:

But now I think:

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

1 comment:

Caroline said...

where's the like button on this thing???