The adventures (and non-adventures) of a marginally seasoned attorney.


Monday, October 18, 2010

Happy Cancer Awareness Month, Y'all.

Hey, y'all! It's CANCER AWARENESS MONTH and the local grocery store wants you to celebrate!

As you can see from the newspaper ad, the grocery store is celebrating by giving you great discounts on items such as:

  • Red meat
  • Sunny Delight
  • Coffee
  • Red potatoes
Now, call me ignorant, but I don't think the best way to promote cancer awareness is to sell food items on the cheap that will actually *give you cancer*.  I mean, unless you've got a package deal with some discount chemo, I think I'm gonna pass on your offer, Country Mart.

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