So have you heard of the blog "Overheard in Law School?" Well, I'm not linking to it. I submitted some funny stuff to them, and they never published it (jerks). Fine. They can have their ugly purple-and-green blog, and I'll post some fabulous things I've overheard on my oh-so dazzling sea-of-pink blog.
Professor: What do you think the court's policy was behind holding the way they did?
1L, very seriously: Wasn't it justice?
1L [via IM]: It's the paradox of law school. A reasonably prudent person would never subject themselves to law school.
Other 1L: It's an attractive nuisance.
Professor, asking about a child abuse case: Why do you think they use abbreviations for names in this case, Ms. [1L]?
1L: Well, probably because their names were too long.